No more sosiges :o(

I is a greedie rat. That’s wot Ma an Pa keep tellin me. But itz just that i has a big bellie. It needz lotz an lotz of kit-e-kat, ham, cheeze an me favorit sosiges to fill the enormus hole between me ears an me bum. For exampul, wen me parentz went away to the place they used to live, the nice gurl down the road fed me for five dayz. She didnt wotch Big Catz boul like me Ma does so I nikked lotz of her food too. I waz a very full an happie rat an was such a clever girl becoz i inventid a new game called Roll the Rodent. That is becoz walkin on me pawz has becom a bit hard with a large tummie so I find that rolypolyin everywhere is best.

Now me parentz are bak home, they has put me on somefink called a Diot. Itz not very nice becoz i doesnt get me spechul crunchies at nite anymore. Worse still, there are no more sosiges. I is rafer annoyed. So i keepz bitin ancles an eatin jumperz in the hope that they will see wot a poor starvin rat i is.

Big Cat brught home a mouz the other day. The tail was delishus but Ma made a funny squeaky sownd when she sawz me and then Big Cat ran off an woodnt let me eet the rest.

At leest me parentz letz me sleep rite by the firey thing so i is warm an snugly. Sometimes I crawl betweens them at nite to keep warm an to nibble their toze. They is quite nice to eet. I made a nice big love puff the other day but Daddie said it was too smellie and shuved me out of bed.

I hope this Diot thing endz soon becoz me tummie keepz makin strange noizes. Ma sayz that Auntie Chloee is comin to stay soon… maybe if I look reely cute she will bring me sum sosiges. I must practiz me extra lowd bumblez and sad face.