Under the threat of Stinky's claws, Weed writes:
Dear Bewhiskered Bloggers
We welcome you with open paws to the first entry of our diary on the musings and misadventures of two cats in Tuscany. I apologise in advance for the spelling errors of my illegitimate sister, Stinky, but she is rather stupid and also foreign. To be fair, it is quite tricky to type with large furry pads, as I'm sure you know.
Her posts will inevitably involve sausages and licking as many things as possible, whereas mine is a more intelligent pastiche on feline life, intertwined with ongoing plots to rally my cat cousins into helping me take over the world.
We hope that you enjoy it and subscribe to us.
Love, licks and bumbles,
Weed (and The Other One)
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